He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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