But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I'm getting married
To pizza
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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