There was a lot of him and a little penis
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
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