so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
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I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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