i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
He returned my car yesterday. Found a duffel bag with beef jerky, condoms, and a handgun this morning. Slightly concerned
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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