now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
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did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
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how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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