Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
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I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Let us ponder on the good times. Ya know when the Jonas brothers were incapable of growing facial hair and I didn't fully understand what a dick looks like
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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