Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I woke up with clothes on this morning and I'm pretty sure you had something to do with that. Thank you.
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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