What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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