I use a guy for sex and get three minutes out of him. go figure
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
my being single is dangerous.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
