i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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