woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
pretend to be my girlfriend and sign me up for tool academy
well most of my day revolves around power hour
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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