The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
I am mentally ready for anal.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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