Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
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It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
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He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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