at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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