spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
Randomize
