I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Legitimately semi-blackout across the table from the governor off a chardonnay i can't even pronounce.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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