She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
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You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
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spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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