my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
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