it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Woke up, bank account is empty. Sock is still full of blood. Nothing in my pockets but a wireless mic and jenga pieces.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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