I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
I want nothing more to get stoned and go to your little sisters petting zoo party but I need to have priorities
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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