i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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