I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
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I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
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She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
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