garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Thank God they found balloon boy, I was afraid that Michael Jackson was ordering take out from heaven.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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