I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
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just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
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He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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