I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
Hurricane Earl: Get Blown party at my house friday! Byob: bring your own bitch/booze. Must have 80s blown hair style, kazoo/noise maker (vuvuzelas/airhorns are allowed), and/or bubble wands. \n
Why am I even shocked you're doing this....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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