Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
i think ive reached a prime reproductive point in my life or somethin- i see gingers and all i want to do is have their babies. like my body knows that i have a to carry on a legacy
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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