I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
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