Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Last time i carry you out of a forest
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
Had the best sex Thursday night then Friday night I met his girlfriend. The worst thing is we became friends like she gave me her number.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
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