so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
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