So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
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