just survived the first fart of the relationship.
we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
NoShamevember. You game?
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
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