I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
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At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
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Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
What the fuck were you guys talking about?
Lube wrestling.
Oh, makes sense.
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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