I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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