"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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