i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
i sat alone in my bed and ate pizza and garlic fingers. The icing on the cake was hearing your moans from down the hall.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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