I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
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