hey, what are you doing? my roommates are gone for the night... you should come over ;)
nah, i'm gonna grab some food
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
So the door man at the local dispensary started giving me motivational talks about my beard...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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