She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
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you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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