sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
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It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Dude he was freaking out because he thought he was walking on crates, and he just kept saying help me
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
If God is analyzing my life right now extremely proud or dissapointed but either way I took wednesday night drinkin to new levels
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Guess how much it costs to flush your pants down the toilet?
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