vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Chicken strips. I got my nose broken because of Chicken strips.
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Holy shit there is too much Taco Bell here to talk to you
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
