after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
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Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
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and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I found a 9 minute video on my phone of you singing into an eggplant.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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