: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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