Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
"She's seriously grinding on him while whispering into his ear, 'take me to McDonald's.'"
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
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