I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
It's hard to judge what a reasonable amount of cereal looks like in the spaghetti pot. We're out of cap'n crunch and milk.
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I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
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