if being creepy is wrong, then i don't want to be right
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
I sat in the mc D drive thru and refused to move till the chick gave me her number
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I was just told I’m pretty enough to be a catfish. This made me so happy...
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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