She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
Apparently, im the only one in the world who thinks Larry King is hot.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
