is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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