I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
Never underestimate the power of titties
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