fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
just won a stolen shopping cart in a dance off in a parking lot.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't trust myself to shower and not drown.
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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