Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
is the shake weight an appropriate valentine's day present?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
My butt remains clenched, sir.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...