i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
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It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
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How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!