Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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