yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I decided to let him keep the rest of my good weed as an "I'm sorry for being a drunk ass ho" consolation prize.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
Are you on your way? Get your date and black out with me. Democracy's at stake.
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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